Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Some ways to make people say WTF

Idea credit goes to BabyArmsButler for this one, if you have crossed paths with him on CODMW2, then you know to true meaning of fear, death, and destruction.  He has been called shankazauros, knifeoppotomus, bladezilla by his foes after they hath been smitten to the vile depths from whence they came. 
1.  The WTF pizza pick-up:  Order some za at a local delivery place, one that is fairly busy to achieve maximum wtf value.  Wait long enough to be certain that your pizza is ready, dress in all black and wear a ski mask.  (NOTE: it is of the utmost importance to have exact change ready and prepared. otherwise you'll look like an asshole)  Fling open the door, sprint up the the cashier, slam down exact change, take pizza, and run out.  Don't look at anyone, if you do make eye contact with someone, you have to hold that eye contact until they shit themselves, or until they look away.

2.  Walk into a movie theatre, don't buy any tickets.  Go up to the concession stand, order a large popcorn, recieve it, then leave.  Try to leave without paying, if the cashier asks you to pay, turn around, drop the popcorn, and leave.

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